Ten Major Artists:
Wong Wong & Lulu
Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait
Tiger the spontaneous reductionist
Misty goes off the wall
Minnie, the abstract expressionist
Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.
Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch
Smokey at work
Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.
Princess, the elemental fragmentist
Charlie, the peripheral realist
this literally makes me so happy
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
Pokemon X Nanoblock - Gangar (Gengar)
Excuse me I need this
Is it just Gangar or other pokemon as well?
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared
And here’s today’s reminder that I’m getting OLD.
No this joke is fantastic because it works on three levels.
- If you’re too young to know what VCRs were, “Ha ha, things used to be weird in the past.”
- If you’re old enough to know intellectually what they were, “Ha ha, young people need VCRs explained to them. Silly kids.”
- If you’re old enough to actually remember using VCRs, “YES, THE CLOCKS, THEY DID ALWAYS FLASH 12:00 WHY COULD NO ONE FIGURE THAT OUT!”
Funny to three different groups for three different reasons.
i grew up with a vcr that told the correct time